Little spoons don't ask big questions
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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