Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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