Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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