She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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