Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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