Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I can't turn off my feet"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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