No, you can still breathe under the balls.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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