We won't sleep together?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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