i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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