He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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