Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
