I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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