he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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