Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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