my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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