...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
they're like a gay fantastic four
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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