Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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