i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
be right there i have to get my cape
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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