Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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