We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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