I hope mine doesn't look like that
operation harelip BJ is a go
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Boobs are out for the taking
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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