Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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