Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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