you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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