well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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