you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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