Well apparently he's into motor boating.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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