Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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