Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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