My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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