:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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