Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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