you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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