Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
What drink are we having for lunch?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Vodka?
Forever.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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