it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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