Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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