I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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