the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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