Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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