Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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