4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
