just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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