So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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