Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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