I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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