you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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