she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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