so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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