I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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