Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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