return my video game
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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