Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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