I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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