what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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