You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
ugly people sure do ruin things
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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