At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You pole danced in your parka.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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