What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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